sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

greenekangaroo:

I have a back yard now. 

I have an EXCUSE. 

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

babygoatsandfriends:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

babygoatsandfriends:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

thatfunnyblog:

Best dad ever

thatfunnyblog:

Best dad ever